Well, here we are caught in coronavirus hell. I have been trying to think of amusing little anecdotes to write about, but I’m afraid they aren’t coming to mind. I just find this scary and depressing. As my older sister, Heather, reminded me, I’m no spring chicken. This virus is taking aim at the likes of me.

I am so very fortunate that I really have very little to complain about. Tom and I are financially secure, able to stay home, and are managing to get along. Staying at home is what we normally do. So why do I feel a burning need to go somewhere, anywhere?

My sister, Chris, calls this the ‘snowplow syndrome’. You know, when a big snow is coming and you are absolutely ready for it. You’re well stocked with toilet paper, milk, coffee, and tea. The pantry is filled with pop corn, the makings for s’mores, and Pepperidge Farm cookies. You have plenty of wine, beer and strong drink on hand, and eight DVDs of Columbo and a complete set of Jane Austen movies, jigsaw puzzles, crossword puzzles, and a fully loaded Kindle. So why are you looking out the window and wondering where in the hell the snowplow is?

I have found that, like I’m guessing many of you have also, much of my day is now consumed with grocery delivery. First thing in the morning I check Safeway, Harris Teeter, Whole Foods and Giant to see which grocery store has a delivery slot open during the upcoming week. If I find one, I quickly grab it and proceed to order everything I can think of.

I’m becoming a pro at this. I started off naively placing an order with Harris Teeter last week which was delivered in a timely manner. It was a fairly normal order, no hoarding, just what we might need for a week or two. I got a call that morning from a man who informed me that they couldn’t fill everything on it. I said, “Fine. Just deliver what you have.” Well, the order was a tad short – consisting of a fairly disgusting cucumber, two bags of croutons, salsa, rye bread, and a couple of other items I didn’t really need. The saving grace was the bag of Tootsie Roll Midgies. I’ve now caught on and order accordingly. I’m not hoarding, but I cover a broad spectrum of goods giving the store a lot of leeway for choosing what I might really want.

And Tom and I have actually been, sort of, rationing our food. While we are in no real danger of starving, as the virus picks up steam groceries may very well be more difficult to get. So we’re pacing ourselves. And what we’ve found is that we really eat too much! And we throw away too much! And we should be much more thankful for what we have.

Anyway, I just thought I would check in with all my friends and let you know I’m still here. Please everyone, stay safe, comply with social distancing, stay home if you can, be mindful of others, and take care of yourselves.